How to Treat a Girl
1.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, alot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.

11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the s**t out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like s**t, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

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change isnt always a bad thing.
it makes people
better, wiser
and in a way stronger

its like a wake up call
when you're spinning in circles of hell
with airheaded barbie dolls
that cant think or breath on their own.

change is pulling off
the PLASTIC mask
you've had glued onto your face
all these years

its creating your own.
moving on..
and although you'll lose a lot
the risks you took will be worth it

as for those
who are afraid to live their lives...
they wont ever compare to
those who've loved you all along
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
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I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
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People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.
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Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
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Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.
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I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow don't look good either.
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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
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The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in
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It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone -- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
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Live with no excuses and love with no regrets
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
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Never be afraid to try, remember...
Amateurs built the ark
Professionals built the Titanic
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A champion is someone who gets up, even when he can't
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them
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Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
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Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak … sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go
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A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success.
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If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?
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Winners don't wait for chances, they take them
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Pain is only temporary but victory is forever
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Love is playing every game as if it's your last.
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There is no glory in practice, but without practice, there is no glory...
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
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It's beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart.
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Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
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If you think my eyes are beautiful, it's because they're looking at you.
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True strength is keeping everything together when everyone expects you to fall apart.
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There is no need to be ashamed of tears, for tears bear witness that a man has the greatest of courage, the courage to suffer
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It's not death that I am afraid of, it's time. I am afraid that my time will be up before I find my place on this Earth
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Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there. You can't see the future, yet you know it will come; you can't see the air, yet you continue to breathe
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To reach a dream it takes time, patients, and faith, faith moves mountains.
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I have learned that sometimes "sorry" is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change.
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It takes a strong person to say sorry, and an ever stronger person to forgive.
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When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future.
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Did you ever notice that there's a certain line in every song
sticks out because it reminds you of a person that you just can't forget?
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if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research
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If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon
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One tequila two tequila three tequila floor!
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THINGS TO DO AT A BORING MOVIE
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like you’re passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girl’s bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
13. Wear a cape and when it’s your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
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Throw a piece of chalk to the blackbord and say "Missed you, Miss!"
2. Hand over some homework and say "See you later baby"
3. Stand up in the front bcuz you've got to give a short talk, and say to the teacher "Pretend you can't hear for one minute would ya?"
4. Write in the blackboard "What are you looking at???"
5. In the middle of a test, sing out loud "When i find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me" and wink at the teacher
6. During the Science lesson, ask the teacher "What came first, the egg or the chicken?"
7. During the History lesson, ask the teacher "Did condoms exist in the time of the First World War?"
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Trust no one, tell your secrets to nobody and no one will ever betray you
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Pretending to be someone your not is a waste of the person you are.
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everyone sees who I appear to be but only a few know the real me. you only see what i choose to show. there's so much behind my smile you just don't know
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I'd rather be hated for who I am, rather than loved for who I am not.
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Never forget what people say to you when they're angry--that's when the truth comes out.
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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.
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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace
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love is like war....easy to start... difficult to end... and impossible to forget
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CLASSIC ROCK at heart, yet I do have another side called ALTERNATIVE. My charateristics are ROCK AND ROLL. FOLK is when I have something to say; RAP is when I have a lot to say. My happiness shines through POP. I laugh through COUNTRY, I cry through the BLUES, I dance through HIP HOP, and I sing through OPERA. AMBIENT-- my nature, TECHNO-- my craziness, R&B-- my love life, CLASSICAL-- my relaxation, EMO-- my anger, and GOSPEL-- my religion (which is practiced through reggae, my spirituality). JAZZ is my superficiality. And for anyone special in my life, TANGO since two can tango (and they can SALSA). INDIE is my unheard of nature (and trust me, I am very often unheard). PUNK is my rebellious self, which sprung through my deep dark secrets in HEAVY METAL. ACOUSTIC is when I am best heard, SOFT ROCK is when I am best known. My confusion is TRANCE. My actions are DISCO. Generally, foreign = my nationality. Renaissance, my history. And if people ever met me, they'd describe me as RHAPSODY. I can be best heard through my characteristics, ACOUSTIC ROCK; be rebellious from my characteristics, PUNK ROCK; and be natural because it's my characteristic, AMBIENT ROCK.

I AM THE MUSIC.